I'm sooooo happy to report that I have just been informed that my Myeloma diagnosis was all wrong!
Wholly Cow! They've made a mistake and I've been notified that they were actually just messing with me!
My Myeloma diagnosis is not MY loma anymore! I'm able to give it back!
I was part of a secret controlled year long study to see what would happen, physiologically and psychologically, if they took a perfectly healthy mid-life gal and told her she had cancer and treated her as if she did, so they could analyze what would happen to someone who seemed to have it all!
I was specifically chosen because I have a wonderful family, great career, wonderful friends and colleagues, beautiful animals, and was in seemingly good health!
Additionally, I was specifically selected for this study, as they wanted to see how Goldilocks would handle a startling chemical make-over to become a Grey Poodle who became a Grey spikey Porcupine!
Well the data is in and I am thrilled to report that I'm done being a cancer-patient and done with my chemo-make over! Here's photo proof below that I am off livin' it up, drinking, partying, playing, riding horses again, and the next time you see me....... good bye " poodle platinum blonde" .... hellooooo sunny palomino blonde!